I just came across this article from Crunch Gear thanks to someone’s twitter feed.
Apparently, sometime next year, there will be a robot on the market that will tell fat people to stop eating. Because we fatties all need to be lectured that bit more. After all, that’s all we do, sit around stuffing our faces with junk food.
According to the article, Autom, as the robot is known, is designed to sit on your kitchen counter and convince you not to eat that last slice of pizza.
They’ve even given Autom a cute face, because apparently we fatties respond to cuteness better than just a box with a head on it. Check it out:
Awww… isn’t that cute? And it’s gonna tell me that I’m a gluttonous pig… how adorable.
I think I may vomit.
But the real irony lies in the fact that despite we fatties being told regularly that we’re lazy slobs, the concern trolls can’t even be bothered to lecture us about what they feel we should and shouldn’t be eating themselves anymore, instead they’ve built a robot to do the job.
Who are the lazy ones now?