I’m pissed off and it’s because of Miss Piggy.
Well, not Miss Piggy herself. Miss Piggy is fabulous and a perfect example of strong self esteem and a rocking attitude. I mean seriously, what’s not to love about Miss Piggy right?
No, what has me pissed off is the number of fashion designers clamouring to dress her. From Prada to Marc Jacobs to Jason Wu, from Prabal Gurung to Brian Attwood, Suno and Opening Ceremony, a whole host of designers have got together to design Piggy a wardrobe for InStyle magazine’s November issue.
So Piggy looks awesome right, in all her high fashion. Here, check out a few:
She looks fab right?
But aren’t designers always saying that they can’t design for fat bodies? Aren’t they always saying that scaling things for bodies outside of a sample size is too difficult, that when you change the proportions of bodies, the clothes don’t translate?
Oh Marc Jacobs talked about it for awhile, around August last year (2010) there was a lot of press about how he was going to design for plus-sizes (his range currently goes to 16) but I’ve not seen any evidence of it yet. But his clothing certainly does translate well in different proportions, check it out:
Yep, I’m pissed off because designers (both high fashion and down through the chain) keep saying that their clothes don’t translate outside of sample sizing, but then they clamour to design for a puppet… that is a pig. So they’ll fit Miss Piggy’s fat body, but not a human woman.
What the fuck?
You can’t tell me any of those outfits worn by Miss Piggy above would not translate to a plus-sized body. After all, Miss Piggy IS a scaled down plus-size body. Surely it’s harder to translate an outfit for a fat pig puppet of a couple of feet tall, than it is for a human woman of a similar height to the original sizes?
Of course, then there are those who say that making fabulous clothes for fat women is “promoting obesity”. As if you can promote this shit. As if you can promote being publicly vilified by the media, discriminated against by health care professionals, the workplace and airlines, being labelled as lazy, dirty, smelly, greedy, just because of the size of your body. As if anyone who is not fat sees a fat woman in a fabulous outfit and goes “Wow! I want to put on a whole heap of weight so I can wear her outfit!” After all, I love the clothes Miss Piggy is wearing in the photos above, but I’m not going to go out and have a snout grafted onto my nose to look like her, am I?
I think the real reason that many designers don’t design for fat women is simply because they are repulsed by us and don’t want their brand name associated with people that repulses them. I wish they’d have the guts to just say that, instead of couching it in concern for our health (yeah right, as if they’re concerned for the health of the scores of young women starving themselves to fit into their tiny sizes), or pretending that it’s not possible at all to design clothes for fat bodies, or by suggesting that if they do, their thin customers are all going to rush out and gain weight so that they can wear a larger size.
The next time a designer says they can’t design for a plus-size body, I want someone out there to ask them to design for Miss Piggy and see if they take it up. Because to me, it’s a fairly clear indicator of their attitude towards fat women if they’ll design for a fat pig puppet but not a fat human being.